What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Sure.

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Thank you.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Tea ?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.